Value and values

Salut Tash Appreciators,

This week, I’ve spent a couple of train rides home reading the Time “100 most influential people in world” edition. 

I had a couple of problems with it. Firstly, and unbelievably, neither I nor Tash Friday have made the list; secondly, Craig Whyte is not in the villains section (one of them was just a Somalian warlord – what’s he done!?); thirdly, there are four chefs in it and none of them are called Mr Domino; and fourthly, not one of the dudes on the list has a Tash.  

One person who did make the list – in the mogul category – wholeheartedly has my vote. So much so that I read his entry first. Also, in the tradition of the edition (#Hiphopapotamus), every person on the list has a blurb written by some impossibly well qualified commentator and, in the case of this gentleman, I’m a big fan of the commentator too. 

Anyway, when this guy was 11, he used his entire savings to buy three shares in Cities Service Preferred. Within a couple of months the stock plummeted and he was left with nothing. As you can imagine, as he made the list, he came back from that initial disappointment and ended up being worth about $50billion. 

My point is that he became successful and, more importantly, he stayed successful by investing in companies with real promise. He would only invest in them if they were credible and had long-term prospects; bubbles were not part of this guy’s portfolio. As a result, he wasn’t raking in massive windfalls but over time the cash piled up. He has since tried to get rid of most of it by giving it to charities. 

I’ve got a lot of time for his attitude. He looks for real value rather than just the stock price. That involves looking behind the perhaps more immediately appealing elements of the stock, or company, or whatever. 

We can operate on that basis too. I hear about people not getting jobs because they told the truth about having ambitions to go on and do other things, or because one of the interview panel is chums with one of the other candidates. If employers all sought real value, and chose to work with people with integrity, drive and ambition I can categorically say that we’d all be better off. It’s back to this lingering greed issue and that most people cannot see past short term advantage or choose to just take the path of least resistance. It drives me mental and it’s always people I know who are suffering as a result.

But who is this chap I’m talking about? Well, it’s this guy:
Warren Buffett. He’s described in Time as being a man who has “handed down plenty of lessons over the years. Today, at 81, he reminds us that life is not just about the value you seek. It’s about the values you stand for.” 
Remember I said that I also liked the person who wrote the blurb about Mr Buffett? Yeah, it was Obama – that last quote is from the President himself! The lesson I take from this is that if you’re dealing with someone, or an organisation, and they can’t see either the value you offer nor the values you stand for then they ain’t worth dealing with. If they are blind to what you have to offer or, worse still, choose to ignore them, then the chances are they’re going nowhere anyway.  Find somewhere where your value and values will be appreciated and you won’t go far wrong.
To end this week, I have decided to add the 101st most important influential person in the world. His name is Francois Verkerk and he’s bringing the Tash to the masses in a major way. He’s certainly influenced me!
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That’s me for this week folks. Have a fantastic weekend!

Free entry for all between 10 and midnight

Hola Tash Appreciators,

Good news across the board this week. 

Firstly, thanks to all those who have sponsored us for the Etape. The immediate response of lots of people last week was quite something. 

Secondly, regular readers may recall that several weeks ago the subject of Tash Friday was “equal opportunities” and included a true story about how Bamboo was refusing to grant free entry to those who were not women/dressed in attire which made them appear to be people of the female variety. 

This week I received the usual spam email from Bamboo telling me about their upcoming nights and, lo and behold, the advert for Friday night clearly states that “everyone” gets in for free before midnight – that’s both men and women alike. 

They must have seen from my steely expression, and gamma ray bursts of intellectual pyrotechnics, that I meant business and that it was in their best interests to capitulate, thereby saving themselves from being added to the growing list of those vanquished by Neal “tormentor of town, champion of the majority and all round world-beater” Anderson. 

I think that when people inevitably start writing songs and poems of my victory they should picture Gandalf (me in this scenario) laying the smackdown on the balrog (the bouncer) in Lord of the Rings but with me shouting “I shall pass…and for free!” You can see the similarities – my chat is magic, the bouncer was bigger than me, we both ended up in a hellish dungeon type place but, ultimately, I won the day. Picture this on West Regent Street:

So, lads, next time your heading to Bamboo and you’ve got a fiver in your hand to pay the cover charge, keep it; It’s on me… Or, even better, use it to sponsor us! JustGiving

Speaking of changing the world, this week’s Tash took action to prevent injustice too. The only difference is that he did it in a film and wore a green wet suit while doing it. Usually this lad wouldn’t get a look in for Tash Friday (his Tash is not the best) but as I’m bigging up street justice I thought I’d give it to him. I’m talking about Aaron Johnson – star of the excellent film Kick Ass along with Nowhere Boy (which was ok):

Have a great weekend folks!

Pain is temporary but if I quit, however, it lasts forever – Armstrong

Buenos Dias Tash Appreciators,

I trust you all had a good holiday weekend!

I kept my social outings/drinking to a minimum over the weekend because on 13 May four of us – me, Leitchy, Ol’ Man Anderson and a friend of said Ol’ Man who is currently going through high-altitude training in South Africa – are going to attempt the Etape Caledonia: an 83 mile bike race round Perthshire including several thousand meters of climbing. Madness. 

We are riding for Marie Curie and have committed to raising at least £1,000 between us. Surprise, surprise, that’s where you lot come in. Now this isn’t a race we can just turn up to and finish – it’s hard. So if you could sponsor us a couple of quid that would be greatly appreciated! I will, of course, keep you updated re our progress and intend to get pictures at the finish (if we finish) to prove we did it. Here’s the link to our JustGiving page:

http://www.justgiving.com/etapcaledonia2012

I’ve not always been a cyclist but the years of watching the Tour De France finally had an effect and I bought a decent bike. The  seemingly superhuman blokes who enter the Tour fly up and down impossibly steep mountains in the Pyrenees and Alps then, days later, batter across the flat at 50-60kph. And they do this over and over for three weeks!

Most people think that bike races are just about crossing the line first but that’s just a part of it. I see it as the ultimate team sport. Most pro cyclists will never get to the heights of Armstrong, Merckx or even Cavendish. Indeed, some have to sell their bike at the end of the season to get by. But they ride for a team and for their team leader. These guys “bury themselves” (go as fast as they can until they can literally go no further) just to keep their man out of the wind or out of reach of an opposition rider. Could you imagine players in other team sports riding through agony for three weeks just so that some other guy can wear yellow or green on the Champs Élysées? I don’t think so. 

So while we are trying to get round the Etape course, the 4 of us will have to work together: take turns on the front of the group; push others on when we’re feeling good; and dig in to keep up when we’re feeling like we can’t pedal another metre. We’ll also be spurned on by the support of the folk who sponsor us.

So, to the Tash. It’s obviously going to be cycling related but, due to aerodynamics ‘n’ that, most riders don’t tote a Tash. I have therefore chosen a true supporter of cycling – a man who’s example any of you can follow on the Etape route if you wish. He has followed the Tour and Giro (d’Italia, not the dole queue) every year since 1993 and feverishly supports the riders; particularly in the mountains. They call him El Diablo (although he’s actually a German called Dieter) and he’s bloody marvellous:

I’ll leave you with one last photo. We know the race will be agony at times but I’m sure that the end in Pitlochry will feel like Paris in July. I also think my reaction to finishing may be along the lines of the Manx Missile – Mark Cavendish:

Have a great weekend folks!