Buenos Dias Tash Appreciators,
If spring had arrived last week, then this week has definitely been summer.
I know you’ll all want to concentrate on enjoying the sun rather than reading a boring email so this week’s Tash will be very brief.
I just have one question: when you think of summer, what do you think of?
Going taps aff?
I assume that the answer to all three questions is a resounding “YES”. Therefore, this week’s Tash is a man with a tan like that makes him look like an antique piece of mahogany; who wears yellow vests and feather boas; and is so keen to go taps aff that he sometimes just tears off his shirt rather than removing it sensibly.
I am, of course, talking about the one and only Hollywood Hulk Hogan – 100 plus kilos of tanned masculinity who brought the world Hulkamania and, even at the age of 58, could give me a run for my money in a brawl! One of his trademarks is also the handlebar moustache: a bold choice but one which only he, and the Village People, have managed to pull off.